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Dear NeNe Leakes…
SPOILER ALERT (for people who watch extremely popular reality shows 2 days after they air): Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s NeNe Leakes quit Celebrity Apprentice. UGH!!!! Right?? It was a real bummer...
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RIP Macho Man Randy Savage…
Macho Man Randy Savage died today after losing control of his car while suffering a heart attack. The news hit me harder than one might imagine because… little known fact about Julia Lillis: I was...
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Dear Kim Kardashian (again!)…
Aw hell yeah! Yesterday it was announced that Kim Kardashian is engaged to basketball player Kris Humphries! Much like the Space Race of the 60’s and 70’s when we put a smack-down on Russia, this is...
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Dear Reese Witherspoon…
Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards Reese Witherspoon gave a touching, heartfelt speech about how you don’t have to be a “bad girl” to make it in Hollywood. She said: “So, for all the girls out...
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Dear Flo Rida…
Rapper Flo Rida got busted for drinking and driving at 3:30am this morning. Police pulled him over after noticing him swerving in his $1,700,000 million Bugatti. You read correctly — 7 digits....
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Dear Veterans…
Hands down we’ve got the most bad ass military in the world. I mean, it’s really not even a contest. Our Coast Guard alone could probably taken down most of Europe if they felt like it. Proud to say...
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Dear George Clooney…
George Clooney was arrested this morning. (Because that’s what we need… fewer George Clooneys on the street. Rest easy, America!) He was arrested for protesting the plight of the people of Sudan. I...
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Dear Officer Lawrence DePrimo…
Most of my opinion about cops comes from The Wire (don’t get me started) and two different college interactions with overly diligent police officers that left me with a “fuck the po po!” type of...
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Dear Eddie Murphy…
Yesterday Forbes put out their annual List of the Most Overpaid Actors in Hollywood and Eddie Murphy landed the number one spot. Based on the last three movies he was in, for every dollar he was paid,...
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My favorite Naked Fan Mail!
Hello friends! I’m a little bogged down (in a good way!) with some other writing projects so I won’t be blogging daily for awhile. During this little hiatus, if you find yourself needing a Naked Fan...
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